Inteligence

joeauditore — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 19:09:41 +0000

When you think your so smart, figure it out.
When you believe your truly smart, have someone else figure it out.
When you are at the pinnacle the highest level of genius, everything is already figured out.
Have a great day!

Are you Serious?

joeauditore — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 17:36:10 +0000

Can you be serious and smile? What a question, I’ve come to notice that my perception of serious is nobody smiles, behavoir is so intense a matter at hand, a must, a need to have and accomplish something stemming from worrying about anything and everything. If only this and that happens then I can do that and this.
Man I can possibly get stressed just writing this about that.
I don’t believe being stressed, intense or so focused is so called serious.
On the contrary it takes more discipline, desire and meaniful thought to be truly serious. resulting in the form and expression of smiling. takes more energy thought understanding along with a great attitude. Now that to me is serious!
There is a smile for every occasion, it’s not limited to a mere formation of lips. I know I can see the smile’s in someones eye’s, heart and even words. It’s wild though, how the facial expression do match the eye’s heart and words most times, even with the lights out a serious imagination kicks in. How serious are you? Does it show? Take a good look at yourself and see how serious you truly are.
So in conclusion people to me that are most undoubtedly serious have the most wonderful incredible smile. Inside and out.
Let me know how serious you are.

Instant Gratification! (IG)

joeauditore — Mon, 28 Feb 2011 22:34:05 +0000

Instant Gratification! (IG)
That is one of the benefits of living in the moment, the future is always present. Wow what more can one say. More! More! More!
I can’t take any more it’s too much.
Can you ever get to much instant gratification? The answer is yes.
There’s instant oatmeal, just add water.
Instant coffee, just add water. My most favorite is instant water! Now picture a empty glass, bottle, cup, container, etc, Voila (wah lah) just add water.
It’s not biting off more than you can chew, it’s biting just enough to enjoy it. The enjoyment is so much it will leave you in a state of being. Assimilate that in an instant.
I can’t tell you enough about so much, instant gratification doesn’t wait for you, when you find yourself waiting you’re in delayed gratification mode (DG). Live in the moment receive IG dwell in the moment DG.
OH well don’t Dwell or Live in the moment that is, what a good IG.
Another IG benefit is happiness, joy all the good stuff. No time to dwell!

Gifts and Talents

joeauditore — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 15:57:56 +0000

Gifts and Talents

What are gifts? Do you know if you have a gift and more than one? What is a talent? Does your gift come before your talent? Maybe your gift is being able to express and share your talent, and it’s a talent to express and share your gift/ gifts! This is meant to stimulate your mind with a smile; it would be great to hear from people who recognize their own gifts and talents. Share with me and receive acknowledgement for you!

Joe’s random humor!

I once heard you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink, I guess that’s where the straw comes into play. What the hay!

If you think this is remotely funny you should read my book.

Being Stupid is Pure Genius

joeauditore — Wed, 09 Feb 2011 19:37:18 +0000

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Being Stupid is Pure Genius
How to live and survive in this new and changing world

This book is a buried treasure and allows me to share with you ways on how to step into the supernatural world by tapping into your genius. Learn how to access great knowledge of wisdom, from simple definitions of a few words hence the title of the book.

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Happy Holidays

joeauditore — Thu, 23 Dec 2010 19:02:19 +0000

The holidays are quite an interesting time of year for me. It brings out every type of emotion from joy people looking forward to be able to express their feelings to others I guess when they normally are not able to. Also people expressing their faith with others, when I guess they’re not able to normally through the rest of the year. Then there is the emotion of sadness for those who are grieving over a lost friend or family member, etc. Some who are suffering from illness. The holiday’s also pulls the trigger with other feelings of despair, helplessness, and loneliness. Understanding what transpires over the holidays creates the wonderful opportunity for profound change, miraculously!

Peace of mind, and peace of heart, contentment!

Imagine

joeauditore — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 22:08:10 +0000

Imagine that everything you do, act, think and live in this world is only positve and good, tho only focus is on positve change. Thus eliminates the reason for resolution or compromise. That is the potential of how and what I feel this new generation can accomplish, and the focus of that type of leadership, as the Beach Boys would sing “Oh wouldn’t it be nice“ the theme for the present time is the song by John lennon “Nobody told me there be days like these” strange days indeed. Its not I’d like to teach the world to sing it can and should be Lets teach the world to sing. Alright one more song by john lennon “Imagine”

Astro projection

joeauditore — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 21:58:47 +0000

I’ve recently been hearing a few people talking about asrtro projection, my belief and experience of outer body experiences is just that, what does one hope to gain by having the experience, is it possible? I’ll say yes, now what? its a great topic of conversation so talk to me and I’ll talk to you, you visit me I’ll visit you. Other than that it all ends up as just exciting drama unless you really know what your talking about and can share. So talk to me from the cosmos I have so much to share with you.

I’m not out to burst your bubble, I have experienced and still do, so much its infinite from the conscious to the subconscious, where the subconscious is one with consciousness. Imagine being in a surreal reality to a reality surreal.

Imagine- Formula to create heaven on earth

joeauditore — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 21:43:37 +0000

Formula to create heaven on earth.

Beautiful people+Beautiful planet+Beautiful existence=Beatiful World(BW)

BW= __Wisdom _

Compassion x Knowledge

Imagine, the answer to heal all the world problems already exists. The equation on how to achieve the answer exists now. This to me is the answer to share with you. It’s a real mathematical equation that is full proof. There is enough information already to apply the formula and watch, experience the transformation. Have you ever solved a problem when your only given the answer? We’ve been given the answer and its a beautiful World, we have all the variables and components to confirm and live it, it’s all good, and only good.

The technology already exists for the data to be entered into the equation. Now it just requires to be shared with the people who can and are willing to apply it.

Faith

joeauditore — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 21:04:14 +0000

Faith you’ve got to love it.

Fear At its True Height, How else can one experience there faith. Take your biggest fear and see what your faith can do. It will bring out the depth of what you truly believe, how you believe, and why you believe. I have my understanding of faith which is heaven on earth now, is there anyone out there who can say the same?

I believe in heaven on earth, everlasting life, no death, no worries, no fears, no illness.

Saying it is one thing, living its, a blast!